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Homework

You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects,
I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.
by Cameron cook/pangolin lover October 25, 2019
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Homework

Half
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Homework is Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
by Shoto1399 July 21, 2022
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Homework

Torture teachers have to give you after you just spent 8 hours in a place you hate, otherwise known as school. And after those 8 hours of learning ABSOLUTELY NOTHING your teachers have dump a pile of research papers and homework on you so they can torture you and ,make you stay up till 4 am and then they DON'T EVEN CHECK IT the next day
Me : Ugh I have so much homework to do

*4 am *
Me : DONE,
* next day*
Me: Are we checking our homework now
Teacher: what are you talking about
Me:
by Video user June 6, 2018
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Homework

what you aren't doing right now
instead of doing my homework i decided to put definitions on the urban dictionary
by 3ating food November 4, 2019
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My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021
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Homework

The torture that gets sent home with you after your torture journey at school for fucking 7 hours and then when you finally think your done you fucking remember that you have to study for that test that you know your gonna fail because you have to find out the history of fucking Canada and then AFTER the test you have to do a FUCKING PROJECT. People shouldn't have to do homework. They should just be able to watch the flash and live a happy life.
I have fucking homework to do so no I can't hang out after school because that one fat ass teacher everyone hates gave me homework.
by The god of lizards June 12, 2017
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homework

a legal form of torture. especially the subject called algebra. u want to know painfullness? homework is the key. u already spent 7 hours in plain torture. BUT THEY GIVE U 2 EXTRA HOURS OF FUC#@$ING HOMEWORK. u get ur phone destoryed , ur computer burned up to ashes, and ur TV thrown out of the window. and it's the main reason students suicide. it should be called tree wasting garbage.
student: ah finally free from torture !
homework: are u sure about that?
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020
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