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safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
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Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.
I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her
by doubledown10 June 22, 2021
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Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
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Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.
"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"
by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025
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derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.
by B-rizzle February 17, 2025
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