Banana Handshake

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.

I gave him a banana handshake.

by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008

Peruvian Handshake

A Peruvian male tradition occuring when two individuals meet. Out of respect, one man holds his hand out, signalling to the other man that he left his poison tipped arrow at home. In response, the second man either extends his hand, grasps the other man's hand, grabs firmly and, in perfect harmony guides both hands up and down like a kite on a white, sandy Lima beach. Or he grabs his poison tipped arrow out of his napsack and stabs the other man three times in the forehead.

The Peruvian handshake has become banal in most cultures. For this reason, the "Peruvian" is often dropped, and the gesture is more widely known as "The Handshake".

After the Aztec ball game of Toltec, players from the losing team rarely engage in Peruvian handshakes with members of the winning team, because they are summarily executed, and their skulls are instantaneously turned in to the balls for th next game.

by Lyger_Lvr_4_Evr December 29, 2008

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003

Jewish Handshake

Another word for a hand job, or the act of a girl giving a guy a hand job.(jaking a guy off): Never referred to when a male does this to himself.

You can recieve a Jewish Handshake, you just can't give yourself one.

Ya, Stacey came over last night. She gave me the good ol' "Jewish Handshake". If you know what I mean.

by Nidnal January 28, 2008

sappho's handshake

When two lesbians handshake their hands while one is performing vaginal fisting and the other anal fisting on a third lesbian.

"Ok, my hand is inside her kitty, put your hand inside her back hole and lets do Sappho's handshake."

by Bryan D. Smith November 15, 2018

Cowboy Handshake

A handjob given in order to receive a small recompense.

I gave Doug a cowboy handshake for a ride home from the mall.

by voodov January 2, 2012

banana handshake

Another term for a circle jerk. Derived from the emoji of a banana and a shaking hand.

The meeting today was a total banana handshake.

by the_yellow_king March 17, 2014