Hamsterjonas

A term used to refer to someone very bad at Rainbow Six Siege

Is that guy a Hamsterjonas? he is so bad.

by Golb007 March 8, 2021

hamsteroni

hamsteroni is a genshin content creator on tiktok who goes by @hamsteroni on the app. They post genshin leaks, damage showcases, and edits.

Person 1: Have you heard of hamsteroni on tiktok?
Person 2: Yeah, I enjoy their edits and showcases

by coolsexymonstersunderurbed February 16, 2022

to hamsterwheel

To hamsterwheel is any self-deception that a person uses to be unconscious of their own ongoing motivation.
They're rationalizations for what we are doing so that we may more effectively conceal our true motivation from others.
When actions are changed, a convincing alternative explanation apears out of the air, complete with an internal scenario.

Exp:
What do you call a man that wants to live in unhygienic object poverty, dressing like a hobo, cutting all family ties, playing video games and porn all night, molesting his own children and crippling the mother of his children, because he wants “young looking tits and vagina”?
- a man that wants to “be loved for who he is”, ...not what he can provide.

Girl1: The homeless guy talked to me again, today. Hi's mouth smelled of rotting flesh, and he wanted to take me on a "walk in the parc date".

Girl2: Be careful, he is going to try to hamsterwheel to get laid for free.
Girl1: He already has. He's been telling me about how he just wants "a girl that will love him for him".

by fartnaut September 2, 2023

hamstranology

the study or research of all things that are or involve being hamstranomical.

"she must study hamstranology, cause she has always has hamstranomical outfits!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

hamstritch

(Ham*stri*ch) Noun. Derived from the famous Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate. A person whom buries their head so far up their own ass that they adamantly believe their shit is the voice of God.

A:Some guy just told me I was going to hell because I had to work on a Sunday.

B:What a Hamstritch

by supersexysecretsalmonsauce February 6, 2014

habster

An app designed to help you get your shit together, available on the app store. You can make habits, select what days you want it to alert you, and view stats on how often you complete your habits.

Bro, how do you always remember where she is on Fridays?
Habster bro, I made a habit for it and it reminds me every week.

by notrya January 10, 2016

hamshere

The most relevant kid in the year who is the best at every game and gets all the girls cause he has a monster D

That kid is a Hamshere

by Blaze987123456 May 17, 2021