Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

half-vaxxed

Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective

Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated

"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2

by agamerwithemail1 May 8, 2021

Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.

Omg we are twins and a half.

by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020

Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.

Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.

by Koryizzle November 1, 2009

BEST HALF

(BEST HALF) Is a fe/male may have been known as a

(better half) but a best half represents A deeper feeling for your (BEST HALF)

Me and my (BEST HALF) are going on a trip to Florida.

by ONNY May 19, 2019

half-shpee

Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA

"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.

by ghettobootie July 23, 2008

Half-Serious

Just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Mocking just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Please don't get emotional I'm only being Half-Serious. Bringing the chaos to back to conformity which spawned it. A fluid definition. Frustrating to the frustrating. Bringing the chaos to the conformists. Being grey but viewed as either black or white by others. Misunderstood. Lethargic and apathetic. Unable to stay grounded. A protest emotion of one's own emotions. Protesting being both serious and apathetic. Half-Serious about protests. A failing grade in being Serious. Whatever you need it to mean whenever you need it. Lazy or tired: I'm only Half-Serious make your own definitions for the other half of Half-Serious please and thank you!

Calm the fuck down people I'm only Half-Serious!

by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021