Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010

Hagrid's Pocket

Derived from classical form of the 'Wizard's Sleeve', Hagrid's Pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the 'Man-hole'.

Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.

holy lord, she was fine up-top, but I thought I put my hand in Hagrid's pocket when I ventured south!

by von hinton November 19, 2010

Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.

My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!

by B-dizzay April 29, 2011

hagaba

A mis-spelling of the expression "Hahaha".

"omg ligaya r u srs? hagaba"
"wow hagaba gbye done with u"

by ellie-senpai November 11, 2012

Hagglepus

An eight-armed individual with an uncanny ability to get items at low prices. This creature resides primarily in Wyckoff. Despite its affiliation with the pirates it has not attained the title of a pirate and is only a lad.

That Hagglepus practically robbed the liquor store with its low prices.

by GanjaPirate November 18, 2013

haggas flick

A movement preformed by someone used to get hair out of thier face when too long
Or too look cool

Josh quickly performed the Haggas flick to show he was down with the kids

by PEKKAstonian May 27, 2017

Hagen

A person who knows all the good memes

Hagen is a norwegian surname
A person named Hagen is awesome and very cool

Hagen is such a cool guy

by Beffffffffff November 21, 2017