Hagglepus 

An eight-armed individual with an uncanny ability to get items at low prices. This creature resides primarily in Wyckoff. Despite its affiliation with the pirates it has not attained the title of a pirate and is only a lad.

That Hagglepus practically robbed the liquor store with its low prices.

Hagglepus by GanjaPirate November 18, 2013

fagglepuss 

1. somebody who is extremely lame that faggot and pussy just dont cut it so you have to mesh them together

2. a scared homosexual

Wow brandon i know your a lil fagglepuss but you needa go over there and fuck that drunk chick

fagglepuss by brosb4hoes99 February 8, 2010

Haggleproof Snaggletooth 

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"

What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

Haggleproof Snaggletooth by ivan ooze February 23, 2010

Hagglepaff 

A really horny thing that will hump anything.

"My son is such a hagglepaff."

Hagglepaff by Duckster 911 October 26, 2022

hagglefuck 

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.

Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

hagglefuck by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

Hagglepegging 

Having sex whilst trying to resolve a mild dispute through negotiation. Can be described as slightly peeved off sex.

"Ron and Hermione were hagglepegging over how to destroy the last horcruxe"

Hagglepegging by Mandem265 March 31, 2017

Huggleups 

1.i special hug that is given by Starz
2.an embrace by Starz that leaves you wanting more.

it used to be said," i,m going to huggle you up." but was changed in the late "04"s
can also be defined as that of a cowboyup

Starz huggleups Gingerly.

Huggleups by Starz January 23, 2005