Busts my hump

Means "pisses me off". Used by Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Very lame and seen in the same light as "groovy".

Cameron Frye: Yeah, well it really busts my hump!

by fubsish November 8, 2009

humps per minute

A way of measuring the speed of sexual intercourse.

Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.

Matt: Cool, how fast?

Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.

by Salmon55 June 26, 2010

Awkward Humping Turtle

When you make an awkward turtle on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.

Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral

by currybomb July 29, 2010

camels hump

because camels... becase camels they just hump.

my camel humped my dad!

by cricaca June 5, 2003

bungee humping

humping in a very freaky and energetic way

Ted is such a moron, i saw him bungee humping his girlfriend in the middle of the club like a horny rabbit

by KinkyLulu November 21, 2009

hump around town

When you're in an uber and your driver is listening to all the sexy jams.

Passenger to driver:
Do you hump around town to this music all day?

by TheVeryTallPeter October 12, 2017

Homeless Hump-Free

When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.

"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."

by 300 Foreskin January 19, 2010