Goon

Goon is an alcoholic beverage which is widely consumed in Australia. Goon is cheap wine that usually costs between $8 -$30 for 4 litres, and comes in a cardboard box (cask). The is wine kept inside by a plastic foil lined bag. This bag is the pinnacle of drinking paraphernalia in Australian culture, up with the Beer Bong and Yard Glass. Consumers of Goon often mix it with other alcohols or mixers to improve the taste or make it more potent (more so, potency). After the cask has been consumed, the cardboard box is discarded, leaving the bag as a very functional pillow (the decanting valve in the bag is surprisingly air tight), or a trophy signifying an iron stomach. Used bags can be found in parks, road sides, McDonalds car parks, inside tray backs of Utes and in garden beds, often where the patron had a nap to wear off the effects. The signature game of the Wine Cask is Goon Of Fortune. The bag (or bags, depending on how keen the partygoers are) is traditionally pegged to a Hills Hoist clothesline, and spun around. Players are required to take a swig if the bag stops in front of them. Those left standing are considered the winners!

Oi Wazza! Did you remember to pick up the goon from the Bottleo? I've oiled the clothesline and there's no bindi-eyes behind the shed!

by Kryten_2X4B_523P July 24, 2016

Goody Two-Shoes

Someone who always follows "the rules" or authority to the letter. Traditionally, used to disparage, due to such a person's either perceived inherent rejection or disapproval of others' actions or deeds. Perhaps inflexible with "rebellious" actions and people.

In Ebonics, you might say to a goody two-shoes jokingly, "You the POLICE"

by Stonedsaver November 5, 2019

goon

thug to be hired by a mob boss or higher authority to do sum 'DIRT'

my goon did my work for me

by blazest the mostest February 10, 2008

Goody

1. An act of self pleasure, the subject of which being a fantasy involving a repugnant subject/person that you would rather not admit to others.

2. Having a wank to someone you shouldn't.

Don't go in the bathroom, John's having a goody. I saw him go in there with a picture of Susan Boyle.

by rMonsterr May 29, 2009

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

Goody Two-Shoes

A Goody Two-Shoes is a girl that is a no good "Angel" that never gets caught for doing anything she does bad.

Your such a goody goody two-shoes.

by Jayve October 2, 2004

goon

1-Person of dubious mental capacity.
2-One whom does not possess sound reasoning.
3-Hired muscle.
4- Character populating the strange island in popeye.

1 - "Ha look at that goon!"
2- "Ed Littlechild is such a goon"
3- "Quick lets bust a move before they send in the goons"

by olive April 16, 2005