Shit Grease

The lubricant film around the shit

i got a little shit grease on my finger and wiped it in wops sandwich

by T.O.F October 15, 2008

pit grease

Deodorant or antiperspirant, especially of the stick variety.

Man, you stink! Put on some pit grease!

by oldgeezer December 6, 2009

Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.

Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009

The greased banana

The guy dips his wiener in car grease and fucks his girlfriend with it and then she performs oral sex

Dude my girlfriend was really wanting the greased banana so I gave it to her

by Turtle lover1996 March 12, 2014

boy grease

Precum that arises from eating an exceptionally good burger.

Oh man this burger is so good I think I need to change my underwear from all this boy grease.

by Pointy Dick Tits July 3, 2017

Bean Grease

This is the ejaculate of a male human aka cum

She ever taste your bean grease ?

by Mr. Big lolo February 18, 2020

Grease Monkey

An unlicensed or on-the-side mechanic that you go to when you can't afford to go to a real mechanic. Often used when the job is simple, or you no longer want to dump money into your very old car.
Can also be applied to a halfway knowledgable person in any field (ie: computer repairs, home repairs, gender reassignment)

"I took my car to this grease monkey I know and he screwed up my tranny. That'll teach me to stop being cheap."

by Bionic Latino October 18, 2008