by YpcJoJo July 29, 2021

"Ran out of lube and she wanted me to smash her in the arse so just used a bit of fun butter and jammed it right in."
by AussieMG December 11, 2020

by frogleash October 21, 2021

by Pajcho November 1, 2023

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
by The very short one of all May 25, 2016

A condom for a tiny penis.
by Machelle Simponi June 3, 2017
