Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.

She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.

by Pescitor November 10, 2018

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Frosted

When someone leaves you on read, or opens your snap without replying. Often associated with people who are salty or spicy.

Jim just frosted me on snapchat.

by Jakku_joker March 14, 2019

Frost

A bitch ass hoe from the series Dragon ball super

"Ya'll remember Frost"
"yeah that bitch ass hoe"

by sstov December 28, 2018

frosting her mug

The act of busting a seedy nut on her pretty face.

Do you know how KFed met Britney back in the day? She was at a glory hole and he realized who she was just as he was frosting her mug.

by Mookie915 June 13, 2018

Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent

I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake

by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018

frost

that random shit that gets on your car in the winter. and doesn't go away like the autistic kid at school.

this god damn frost wont leave me alone

by frostisautistic January 27, 2019