lightningsam

An absolute chad

Bro #1: I sea this absolute chad the other day-
Bro #2: You mean a lightningsam?
Bro #1: No wtf is that

by Blujay77 August 28, 2020

Fighting

Moving your feet

SoulFighting!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 7, 2020

lightningstrike

A person who is shy, quiet and always feeling left out. They are kind and caring but they refuse help. They are sexy as hell and will tie you down and murder you in bed. They may seem innocent but know for a fact they arent.

Have you seen Emma, she is such a lightningstrike

by unknow0104 October 18, 2020

Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead

Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning

by Archie.413 December 24, 2020

Lightning Rotor

noun : an enclosed rotating shaft used in spark-ignition internal combustion engines that have mechanically timed ignition, also known as “distributor” in the automotive industry.

If your engine misfires, you may need to replace your lightning rotor .

by Spikeme84 February 24, 2021

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

Fighting Mario/Cube

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

Fighting Mario/Cube Doin your mom doin doin your mom

by nfbndhdjejded March 8, 2021