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field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 11, 2021
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Field Trip

n. when your acid trip doesn’t follow gps to fun, colorful adventure, but it is still a trip
Dude. Where did you get that LSD? I saw a dragon eat my mom. Total fu@king field trip.
by Keleigh April 16, 2021
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MINES FIELD

BACKGROUND , FROM CENTER ONTIGUOUS CIRCLES

Is the wrestling of WHO ARE YOU?, ME

MINES as the supplantation of your very identity and reallocation of highly liquid assets.

As to be crediting my account s but hang by on forever is the attempt to siphon funds away and not give credit for merchandise returned in good faith.

People who wish you to have a nice LIFE like JAMES are still in your circles.
At the center of the MINE FIELD you know you but when others move in as you get MINES FIELD known as IDENTITY THEIFS and other special interests as one to a circle with ME IN THE MIDDLE.

Have to be careful as you can maybe trust who you meet but there are outside orbits that nay not be in your best interests as so coin the term MINES FIELD which are listening at the same time.

From BED, BATH , AND BEYOND as J EREMY purposely knocked it on the filthy floor because it wad kid stuff but by lying about going in my suitcase and stealing all the models from 2021 is another MINES FIELD circle but this one is worse than malware.Oh and JAMES SAID, you should have used their 20 percent coupon on line and more statements you have the more you see MINES FIELD.

JAMES became who I met on SCATBOI for which I was his SHITEATER at the FIESTA HOTEL (A STATIONS , WONDER WHY FERTITA has not opened that DEUTSCHE BANK property SHITE!!!! as he is in my MINESFIELD as what can I say as he said , " when you EAT MY SHIT you get my DNA". The CHAIN says " DIM MAK".
by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER April 17, 2021
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Grassy Fields

A name used for a guy you are crushing on big time usually associated with names that start with the letters L or P.
Those Grassy Fields be looking fiiiiiine today.
by .-S-N-. June 15, 2022
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field of dandelions

dandelion is my super amazing gf who i love more then anyone in the world. ilysm <33 !
you know field of dandelions right? yup ! thats my amazing gf <3
by solarcalx June 28, 2022
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Jolie Field

Omg, your so Jolie Field.
by Hehxhsvx August 12, 2022
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Fielding

The art of being able to creatively dodge people hitting on you by saying something inadvertently insulting, charming, funny, or by ignoring a person's comment completely and continuing on in one's conversation both by adding uncomfortable circumstance and awkward response to any situation. To turn down a person by using the same low key style innuendo that was used to hit on someone. Rude and funny response to someone hitting on you as if to shoot them down but also completely brush off their attempts as if it didn't even occur. To creatively and inadvertently destroy someone's hope of being with you by nonchalantly ripping their soul out and continuing convo like nothing ever was said.
Luna was the fielding champion of 2017 everytime Jerry would hit on her, he responses were as good as kicking him in his balls and continuing on with the conversation leaving him confused, insulted but also strangely baffled at how he couldn't take offense to what she was saying or treat her wrong.

Ex 2. Hahaha she just fielded that nigguh
by Das Lunatik August 23, 2022
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