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Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex
John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE
by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018
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Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback
I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!
by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016
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flexe flieb0l

a fusion between flex and flieb0l. somebody whos chillin out all the time and does not give a damn about anyrhing. all he does is smoking, drinking and whatching TV.
*grabs remote control* 'man, wheres like, the like, channel 10? I mean.. dude.. like, dude...'
by oscar February 16, 2005
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Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
by Pixel41 December 18, 2018
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Flex

Verb: To flex
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Guy 1: Hey man, how did the test go?

Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?

Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.

Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!

Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
by almosca99 June 1, 2020
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hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt
did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex
by the flex master May 23, 2017
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Accidental Flex

When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.
A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.
by Bill_Claymore March 8, 2023
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