flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

Glitter Flap

Will's mangina.

Will's tallywhacker was blown off in 'Nam, now he has a glitter flap.

by B-dizzle fo-Rizzle September 8, 2010

flap ass

A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.

John: Did you see that woman's ass?
Sara: Holy cow, she has a flap ass.

by Holycrapthisisawesome December 30, 2008

Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Flapdoodle

Also known as an alpha sorter. It has flaps to sorte documents and papers alphabetically

Hey Dale, put this App. in the Flapdoodle, MORON!

by Warrants March 25, 2009

Bisexual Cake Flap

Nobody knows what it is. But when you see it; You will know.

Steven: "What the fuck is that?!?"

Jose: "I believe that is a Bisexual Cake Flap."
Steven: "So THATs what it looks like."

by soultaker2008 February 12, 2010

Farp

to fart into a girls mouth and make her swallow it which will make her burp it out in your face

Cameron made Patti farp in his face for his birthday.

by A Girlscout0890 March 2, 2010