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english people

most likely the gayest people on the plant. it seems to rain there all the time. they are pussies. they cry all the time on xbox. and they have a huge problem with all americans even tho they come to our country for disney world, try and dress like us, and say how awesome it is. they are very jeolous of american
true story of english people at disney world....
English kid- look at that kid and his girlfriend holding hands hahaha
Me- what fuck you say bitchass
English kid- nothing MOMMY!!!!! help
Me-come over her you little bitch and let me teach you some manner
English kid- flash like lighting ran away to suck on his moms diddy
by roberto2222222 October 31, 2009
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English

A group of people or the much maltreated (by its original speakers) language. The former are racists who allow tabloids and rampant racism to rule their lives and government (look at Phillip). The latter is simultaneously one of the most and least expressive of the gamut of poetic languages of the world. The idea of the concept word is foreign (why are they stealing our jobs and seeking asylum?!) to most English speakers but it has managed to become one of the major business languages of the world.
The English, by and large, don't know how to speak English. They make shit up and call it a language but it's really only a lingua franca.
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English

The only language many Americans think is all they'll ever need and what all U.S. immigrants are unfairly expected to learn.
A person who can speak three languages is trilingual.
A person who can speak two languages is bilingual.
A person who can speak only one language is English.
by ISpeakzAmericaneze August 1, 2009
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english

The highest scoring NBA player from the 1980's who played for the Denver Nuggets. His shots reportedly had so much spin that they would be redirected towards the basket after bouncing off the front rim.

The term can be used to describe a shot in any sporting event that involves putting spin on a ball.
Man you should put more 'english' on the cue ball.
by acruz August 5, 2010
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English Chinese Jamaican

Big ass, beautiful asian eyes, white skin and an east london accent. The fruit salad of all fruit salads. Really loud and absolutely crazy. A hot bitch who is a total freak in and out of bed. Mainly out though. Kinda weird but very lovable. Bubbly and fun and never boring. Faithful and sweet pretty much perfect. Hard to tie down but once you love her you never stop. Once you have been englsih chinese Jamaican you never go back. EVER. YOu can't. even if you try.
Charlotte Crossfield is a english chinese jamaican girl
by Brokenheartedsparkyp April 18, 2010
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English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.
"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."
by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007
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english muffin

A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.
grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!
by PANduhPAANTS January 24, 2009
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