Edward Cullen

A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?

P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.

Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!

Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.

Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!

Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.

by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

Edward Bilington-cliff

A person's name, also it has a meaning of dooshbag.

see "douche".

"Edward Bilington-cliff is such a dooshbag."

"Obviously"

by Adam Selby October 19, 2008

Edward Jack Hands

Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.

Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.

When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.

by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008

edward

A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

Fuck twilight Made the name Edward shit

by Namemeaning9943 September 24, 2017

Edward

Edward is Very talented at sports Mainly basketball he also is super funny, Sweet , loving and Sarcastic he also has very good looks and at sometimes He be Extremely Insanely Rock Hard headed he’s also really good at video games especially 2k.

You need a edward

by The Black Dad April 21, 2019

Eduardo

Eduardo is a very attractive guy. All the girls like him, but when it comes to having a girlfriend he is loyal asf. He is loyal to his friends and will do ANYTHING for his friends and family. For Eduardo his family and friends come first. He can be a dick sometimes and not care about other people's opinion about him. If you have an Eduardo, treasure him because he is a great guy. He has a great sense of style and is always smelling good! Plus he gets very good haircuts, he stay looking fresh. He also has a great sense of humor, he is always joking around and making everybody laugh. He likes helping others who are in need. Eduardo has a big heart. He is very active and likes sports and working out. He is a gym freak.

Woman: "Omg thank you for your help young man! What's your name?"
Him: "No need to thank me ma'am. My name is Eduardo."
Woman: "I had a feeling you were an Eduardo."

by guardian angel 14 September 15, 2019

edward jerk hands

A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.

Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 8, 2020