drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago

I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before

by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017

ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.

The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.

by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 8, 2017

Ear Splash

Another way of saying in "ear-shot".

Used, and possibly created, by Mike Skinner on 'The Sherry End' by The Streets.

"I can't believe I was talking about him while he was in ear splash!"

or

"If it's got a funny story which mentions me. It's not for others in ear splash"

From The Sherry End

by jariki December 7, 2009

Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

ear sugar

Giving someone a compliment

Mary was down on herself and needed some ear sugar from her friend Julie.

by RCL55 December 10, 2022

ear moggles

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm

These are my ear moggles

by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019