Ear Splash

Another way of saying in "ear-shot".

Used, and possibly created, by Mike Skinner on 'The Sherry End' by The Streets.

"I can't believe I was talking about him while he was in ear splash!"

or

"If it's got a funny story which mentions me. It's not for others in ear splash"

From The Sherry End

by jariki December 7, 2009

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021

An Eye for an Ear

Getting revenge on someone with something equally bad, but not the same thing.

Him: Someone stole a cookie from me, so i stole a chocolate from them.
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?

by RandomMoron June 4, 2021

ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

Ear tounging

Tounging a person in the ear canal in order to give them sexual pleasure

I like ear tounging Mr Murray, as his wax makes me horny

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021

Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 28, 2018