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Tornado Tap Drain

That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.
Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025
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A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.
That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.
by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023
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No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.
Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!
by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019
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Mr. Drain

Mr. Drain is a cool, calm, collected , and charismatic teacher with a passion for farming.

I love you Mr. Drain <3
by jlyfish44 March 1, 2024
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