douche canoe 

Douche Canoe

1. Colin Smith
2. A person who's being a complete fuckface

*collin acting like a man whore*
Wow collin your such a douche canoe.

douche canoe by mamajune July 11, 2014

Douche Patty 

A person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.

Adam: Michael is a total douche.

Chad: Yeah his little brother isn't as bad. He's just a douche patty.

Douche Patty by Devious Waffles October 8, 2008

Douche Panda 

A douchey asian person.

Look at that douche panda with his collar popped.

Douche Panda by elledeeranga July 1, 2009

douche glasses 

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

douche glasses by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009

Douche Pickle 

One who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.

"That guy's more than a douche! He's a douche pickle!"

Douche Pickle by Big Scotty June 12, 2008

douche bag 

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

my friend Peter Shaffer.

douche bag by Justin Hartless December 11, 2003

douche nozzle 

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.

That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.

douche nozzle by booo-yah December 16, 2004