don't be tappin' no back of my chair 

Phrase said by some crazy black bitch during highschool graduation.

*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*

*the following ensues*

"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"

don't be tappin' no back of my chair by - October 15, 2004

don francisco 

The host of Sabado Gigante on Telemundo.

Maria told everyone that Don Francisco is her tio! she's such a pendeja

don francisco by Angelacia July 12, 2007

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis 

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.

I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.

Don Juan's Love Hole by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

Don't hmu 

Some stupid shit middle schoolers say on their snapchat story when they are "depressed" and want attention.

Jess- Did you see Abi's story?

Gigi- Yeahh she posted don't hmu.
Jess- what happened to her?

Gigi- I don't care.

Don't hmu by monkeypott December 14, 2019

Don Seeder 

The uploader in a torrent network which is fundamental to maintaining a dutty speed for your download.

when you have a download speed of 600kbps, and then a seeder leaves which gives you a speed of 8kbps. that seeder was the absolute don seeder

Don Seeder by qwerty the dog December 23, 2008

Don't move and it won't hurt 

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

Don't move and it won't hurt by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009