When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".
Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
by l2paegun September 28, 2019

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020

by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024

The BEST NFL football team to every play football. G.O.A.T.S. The only team to go a perfect season. There one of the team's that come to mind when you think BEST.
by Finsup🐐🐬🐬 April 18, 2018

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014
