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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023
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Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass
by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
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Doctor Who

I WANNA WATCH DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOO
by RtchetRachael February 2, 2022
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Doctor Degen

A pure degenerate at heart who leads the masses of Elon Musk followers to developing gambling addictions and Doctape usage.
He Yolo'd his entire life savings on Dogecoin? What a Doctor Degen!
by Indigo93 February 20, 2021
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talk doctorate to me

Slang term used when guys like highly intelligent girls and hear their conversations. Young men that use this term use this as a substitute for "Talk dirty to me", because it is more respectful and overall classier, and compliments the woman on her intelligence and achievements in obtaining her PhD in the field of her choice. Same for the opposite sex.
Guys be like: "Talk doctorate to me, woman."
by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017
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mouth doctor

someone who is exceptionally skilled in oral sex
by mouth doctor May 10, 2019
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Doctor Sanchez

A Doctor Sanchez, or Dr. Sanchez, occurs when an individual applies fecal matter from another individual's rectum directly in the space between the nose and lip while wearing latex gloves, leaving a mustache made from their own feces. It is essentially a dirty sanchez with the finger instead of the member.
I went to the doctor and he checked my prostate while I was prostrate; but when he finished, he gave me a Doctor Sanchez.
by Boopieman March 5, 2019
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