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Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
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Adj. - used to describe actions or words that are both xenophobic/bigoted/homophobic/racist and highly sensastionalist.

Symptomatic of a "less tax and less blacks" attitude.
A: Oh my God! Get that black man away from me! He'll eat my babies! Think of the children! Oh won't somebody think of the children!?

B: Oh, be quiet, must you be so Daily Mail about it?
daily mail by Emo_Ed November 24, 2004
Daisyann is always the comedian of the group, funny sweet but can sometimes get a little annoying. If your in a relationship with daisyann your lucky, she is very picky about who she would ever date. Daisyann is forgetful and is always late but she can also be very smart. Usually Daisyannโ€™s are extremely intelligent but this isnโ€™t always the case
We better wait, daisyann will probably be late
Iโ€™m so lucky to have daisyann by my side
Daisyann by Mateman101 December 1, 2019

A Daily Robert 

The act of taking a piss or going to the bathroom in any form at the same time daily; preferably between 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM.
"Dude where are you going?"
"I'll be right back I just have to take A Daily Robert."
"Ah, okay."
A Daily Robert by 122344a March 6, 2013

Flairy Dairy 

An action completed in any sport, but usually basketball that is so spectacular and done with such flair that the common athelete can only dream of achieving it.
Player 1: Man that behind the back pass was so flairy dairy it went right through my hands!

Player 2 : You're such a cracker.
Flairy Dairy by Narnia Street Baller November 29, 2009

The Daily Wire 

A right wing hate group funded by billionaires to stoke a culture war while the billionaires bribe our politicians to make it easier to exploit the working class.
Oh, you watch The Daily Wire? I have a bridge to sell you, it's pretty cool, it's a transphobic bridge.
The Daily Wire by HellWhyNot May 23, 2023
one of the prettiest girls you'll meet, has an amazing sense of humor, and is a hopless romantic, she usually stays to keeping most if not everything to herself, she loves mostly everyone, and cant stand being disliked by someone
haha she acts like a Daisha
Daisha by ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› January 17, 2015