when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.
Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"
by Ductape419 November 09, 2007
A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness
...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!
by stevie September 19, 2003
To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
by Patattack90 December 17, 2008
by Gamer_2k4 January 22, 2009
how long my boyfriends dick is. ;
Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;
by yerstinkingmom May 23, 2008
Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
by Km. February 22, 2011
Female: Hey babe, I have a dollar twenty-seven, eat my ass?
Male: say less
Female: hands over $1.27 exact change
Male: (proceeds to eat ass)
$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven: cost of eating ass
Male: say less
Female: hands over $1.27 exact change
Male: (proceeds to eat ass)
$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven: cost of eating ass
by Jasperknows March 27, 2021