Dog digger

Similar to a gold digger,

A dog digger is someone who goes out with you for your dog(s).

Guy 1: What happen between you and Felecia?
Guy 2: I loved her, she only loved my dogs, so I said “bye Felecia” and set that dog digger back to her dog house.

by DeathToTheBourgeoisie239 April 19, 2018

dog selfie

When a dog owner positions their beloved companion to appear to have taken their own selfie.

My dog is so incredibly smart that he figured out how to take his own dog selfie and then next he opened up his own Instagram account!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.

I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.

by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018

Gammy dog

Aussie slang for a sly cheeky fucker

Peter "I shagged Bonnie last night, in the arse and then in the gob"
Brett "you gammy dog"

by Slovene machine February 29, 2016

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 08, 2020

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2017

Dippy Dog

The action of having sexual intercourse while having their original persons ashes on your genitals.
The ashes get onto the genitals in an action of spitting on the penis and then dipping it into them.

Heath shut up before I DIPPY DOG your nan you cunt.

by Pepti November 10, 2021