Cyberchondriac

Someone who uses popular social networking site Facebook to openly discuss their health issues / fights with their partner / dramas at work / how fat they are / take a swipe at someone else / whinge about life / announce they're grieving a loss / generally be emo.

Their whingy shit usually takes up a whole bunch of screen space and is generally a repetitive bore to read.

Girl 1: Wow, Amy has become such a cyberchondriac lately, all her status updates are about her wanting attention!
Amy is feelin sick today.. runny nose, headache, flu, dont wanna get outta bed, hatin life since my friend died - gonna miss U bro... still gotta go to work though wow Im such a trooper!

Girl 2: I know! Im so sick of Jess whinging about how fat she is...
Jess is so ova bein so fat!!!

by urbanfan1 September 24, 2009

cyberbong

The all knowing all seeing bong of the internet.

I talked to the cyberbong about the meaning of life, and yes its on the internet.

by Doc Cock the bong April 29, 2003

cyber-jack

when someone objects to your membership of facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. but then hops on your account when you are not expecting it.

My husband hates it when I am on facebook, but I caught him cyber-jacking my account to look up old high school friends.

by Dignme1 March 9, 2009

Cyber dump

1. To dump a person;end a relationship over the internet, cyber breakup.

2. When one person ends a "cyber" relationship.

James: What happen with your gf man?
John: The bitch cyber dump me via email.

Tom had to cyber dump her online lover when things started to get creepy.

by Whatupbichez September 19, 2009

Cybercondria

The state of being made sick by technology, in particular the Internet

I have been on Facebook for days, I think I coming down with cybercondria.

by Velky Al August 14, 2012

cyber cuck

a person who donates money online not getting any pussy nor seeing any pussy when donating.

cyber cuck: I love your stream here is 3000 dollars babe!

online whore: thanks! imma gona buy some condoms for my boyfriend!

by PussyBoxer August 28, 2020

pseudo-coder

A wanna-be computer developer who doesn't really have to code much, they rely on frameworks and tools that allow him/her to make programs in less than 20 lines of code. They have no knowledge of C, C++ or even Java.

Paldo doesn't know anything about C++ or Java, he only knows how to work with Ruby-on-Rails, he's a pseudo-coder and not a real developer.

by vd001 April 9, 2011