Cupcake

A frosted pastry with the base of a muffin. A common treat for birthdays and get togethers. Also beloved by not just children, but by Bryant Moreland. Otherwise known as EDP445.

"Well, I was actually coming here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."

by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022

hot cupcake

When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.

Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”

by Kris10/10 December 23, 2017

cupcake

a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship

Person 1: Omg I love Ariana Grande! I would die for her

Person 2: Ew, stop being such a cupcake for her

by returnofsakura February 4, 2023

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

Cupcake

Another term for an underage child, referencing popular (fallen off) online influencer EDP445 when he tried to meet an underage girl.

Did you hear Bryant Morland tried to get a cupcake?? What a sick fat bastard!

by Morty Gleckman April 7, 2024

Cupcake

(v) The act of catching a fart in a closed fist as it comes out and quickly releasing the captured gases into the face of an unsuspecting victim.

Omg I can’t believe you cupcaked me - it was like you farted up my nose. 🤮

by Jiggles_386 January 13, 2023

soft cupcake

soft cupcake, also known as olivia, is always the most opened minded girl. she will always be a soft cupcake, and a bottom. just make sure not to disturb her while she’s making zoe laverne edits!

omg soft cupcake was at school yesterday!

by canadagirlie June 20, 2021