Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

gay will minion cult

Gay will minion cult is a group that was created on march 25th of 2020, also known as gwmc.

person 1: hey gay will minion cult member
person 2: hi

by pluto69420 June 22, 2021

simp cult

that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.

simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

oat cult

we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouring oats on them.

I am apart of the smeggsy oat cult where i throw oats at people.

by oat lover ally April 28, 2021

Minion Cult

Minion Cult is a Group on a lot of social media websites with the members' profile pictures showing a man in a minion suit holdibg a glowing sphere. I have also joined the minion cult.

Minion Cult

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 16, 2022

Strawberry Cult Cake

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry

"You've made a.. strawberry cult cake!"

by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024

Lb cult

Otherwise Inown as low ball cult. A group of individuals who are chronically online, and obese. They try to lower values of limited digital items on a kids game called Roblox.

“Oh man lb cult coming after Dominus aureus next” “lb cults next victim”

by Talemon April 24, 2024