Crystal Queer

Logan: Do do you want to date jack?

Carlee: No I’m gay.

Logan: Are you sure?

Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019
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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Starbucks
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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Sun Crystals

We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.

Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.

Best,
The Sun Crystals family
by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023
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Stink crystals

When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.
Dang, somebody left some intense stink crystals in this couch.
by LouMack March 26, 2016
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Crystal V

An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people
Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!
by Smashed eggs August 31, 2008
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crystal and mj

THE WEIRDEST AND UGLIEST COUPLE OF ALL TIME WHEN YOU SEE MJ IN PERTH AND CRYSTAL IN MELBOURNE YOU WILL VOMIT AT THEIR LONG DISTANCE RELATINOSHIP
" crystal and mj " EW CRYSTAL AND MJ ARE DISGUSTING ASF
by sophiraaa November 13, 2023
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