The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
by #Molife05# September 09, 2018
She’s the most amazing girl you will ever meet. You could never find anyone better to be with in your life. Crystal loves to cook and dreams of becoming a chef in the future. Also she is the sports type either, she more of the artsy person in life.
by Bsalaz February 13, 2018
A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 03, 2022
Did you see those two women?
Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.
Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?
Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.
Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.
Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.
Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?
Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.
Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.
by CaCa City Roundup August 11, 2022
A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy
Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."
Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"
by C.O.K.3271 December 23, 2017
When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021