canyon crotch

Large vagina

I don't have a small penis you just got a case of canyon crotch

by Woodys wash August 4, 2015

Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.

"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"

by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009

fiery crotch

When a women (Most likely a red-head women) Has red vaginal hair. Which makes her crotch look fiery red.

That bitch I fucked last night had a fiery crotch

by dumbass33 June 4, 2014

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.

Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!

by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011

wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008