Crotch Cuddlers

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

crutch crotch

when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch

I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by goddessman3 January 21, 2010

crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

by ladislav77 June 08, 2020

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 25, 2009

crotch popcorn

Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.

Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")

Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)

by Anonymous Josh March 14, 2011

Crotch Crawlers

A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...

Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...

Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.

by Crunk Dawson December 20, 2009

Crotch Dumplin

–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.

1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."

by BuhBuh J July 26, 2008