cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

Cougar

Sarah easey

A cougar is Sarah

by Chelseafc❤️ July 8, 2019

Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010

Cougar

A person who indulges in younger people indefinitely

Dahm ,this girl is a cougar ,she just has has something for my 4 year old

by Yevevshdbbss September 8, 2025

Cougar

An older woman going after a younger partner

Ex: "My girlfriend, Liz is a cougar"

by Gaymanny July 3, 2025

cougar's life

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma November 24, 2013

Liz-Cougar

Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.

"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"

"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"

"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"

by BackseatBanger January 26, 2009