cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."

I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!

by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020

Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter

Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry

by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 17, 2020

Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.

Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."

by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.

Yo that girl got a mammoth cooter

by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020

Cooter

A dog’s no no place (redneck version)

Fido stop licking you cooter !

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009