simultaneous ambidextoral coordination

The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.

This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.

by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023

Zeeke x Cory

The ultimate ship between Ezekiel and Cory from Total Drama Roblox. It's the best ship, the correct ship and a true non-toxic ship. Zeeke and Cory belong together. It's a fact.

Leanna: What's your favorite Total Drama Roblox ship?

Scoop: Definitely Zeeke x Cory
Leanna: For sure.

by CoryXZeeke August 15, 2023

The Great Cory Depression

The Great Cory Depression was an economic shock that affected most countries across the world. It was a period of economic depression that became evident after a major fall in CoryxKenshin uploads in the United States. The economic sadness began June 2019.

Son: What is The Great Cory Depression?

Samurai: It was the worst economic downturn in Shogun history, imagine the samurai suffering without a Cory upload for nine straight months. It was a very tough time.

by softsea December 17, 2023

hands-eye coordination

The only benefit of playing video games (especially for hours on end) that children can easily mention, while all the others are the negative effects of excessive gaming

When my mom asks about all the time I spend gaming, I just tell her my hands-eye coordination is getting epic—it's the only benefit she acknowledges!

by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025

Just let Nature run its Coors

I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.

Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

G.B.S. coordinates

The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.

I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???

by QuacksO September 30, 2018