A Connor is a really cool kid who everyone loves to make
people laugh with quick wit.
Someone with a fantastic taste in everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Connor will often be cheerful and can always put
people around him in the best of moods.
This person can make a Scrooge giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
A Connor has a great head of hair that never thins out to bald.
Although Connors are magically perfect, Connor will make YOU feel super about your fat
ugly self. And you will walk away knowing your
day just got better for speaking with him.
Person
1, speaking of man in elevator,: "He MUST be a Connor. "
Person 2: "Why do you say that?"
Person 3: "I felt ewww this morning. A 10 second convo with
that guy and I feel
like I won award for sexiest person alive."
"Wow you're pretty much being a Connor right now, and I'm liking it."