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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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community standards

A bunch of KGB spies of their snowflake division monitor everything you post or say and put you in the Facebook Gulag without a trial or appeal. This is one small step towards communism
by DEAN JEANIE December 1, 2022
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Community cockbeating

When a community of communist gets together and assembles a sort of gang to assault all the most dominant roosters within said community.
Yo man are u going to attend the community cockbeating this weekend?
by Maya Leao March 26, 2023
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Community G-spot

A cooler way to say community garden, and an illuminating jab at Freemasonry.
Everyone's invited.
Meet us at the community g-spot in Gräfenberg, we are hosting an open mic and having dinner.
by Dr.Crow June 4, 2023
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Community

When you are a hoe . You’re for the entire community. You’re giving soup kitchen , like everybody in the community go there to eat so there’s no difference
“ that niggas a hoe bro , he’s community”
by mimimorgan69 June 7, 2023
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Community Fun Dip

This means someone who gets around.
You are such community fun dip.
Look at the community fun dip go.
There is the town community fun dip.
by PixiesRealm June 25, 2023
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