My gay brother’s birthday party is tonight. Lets go in the alley and get him a CHUCK CAWLEY to bang, as a gift
by Real BS April 8, 2023

by @master January 3, 2017

A person in high school who acts like the drunk uncle who shows up to family BBQ's. Found in Iowa. Dresses like your dad
by SisterFister9000 January 4, 2018

You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.
If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.
by Harry2151 December 16, 2008

Chuck Norris is a puss.....
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009

chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009

Chuck's boots is an expression created by Mindy White from the band, Lydia. Chuck's boots, essentially, means cool. It can also refer to anything that is good and/or of the highest quality. Chuck's boots is the newest sensation so go out there and start saying it!!!
That new shirt is so Chuck's boots.
I can't wait for the new episode of The Office. It's going to be so Chuck's boots!
I can't wait for the new episode of The Office. It's going to be so Chuck's boots!
by elgordito August 12, 2009
