Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)
by JohnTheDinosaur July 9, 2011
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by layne226 June 27, 2008
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by Rushkoff August 26, 2008
Get the Chris Steele mug.To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
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by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014
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Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.
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