chicago meatdown

An act of beating someone down with your penis.

I just gave my mom a Chicago meatdown

by 1234bobbyyyy June 2, 2016

the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020

chicago deep dick

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick

I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze

by Not Young Honey February 21, 2021

Chicago Wetback

When you nut on your girlfriends back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom

"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback I've had in a row. I'm so over this curse"

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Chicago Facefuck

Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.

Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

the Chicago welcome

When a Packers fan arrive to Chicago and you are fighting on the stairs. You pull down the Chicago fans pants and toss him backwards down the stairs.

You see that guy get the Chicago welcome at the stadium last Sunday. Dude got tossed.

by M1311 December 24, 2022

Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat

Hey jake have you heard of the chicago rat hole?

by Beans the rat wizard March 8, 2024