The John Cena

When you fuck your bitch into the poohole, you aks her :"who's the champ ?" Then she'll probably answer: "You are !"
Then you just turn her around slap her with your cock in the face and scream: "No! Its John Cena!" Start humming the melody and smack her to the ground with your dick.

Yo ma bich who's the Boss ?

YOU !

*smack with cock*
No JOHN CENA is !!!!

*start humming the John cena melody*
*smack with cock to the ground*

Now you've succesfully performed the John Cena move.

by Mr. Avocado January 12, 2016

cantaloupe

when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.

(cant-elope)

Ha Ha Ha

my friends parents cantaloupe.

by guitar tab May 4, 2011

50 cent

(1)a wack ass rapper that stole the name of a dead rapper/gangsta just for the fame that he had.
(2) a pussy-ass wanna-be rapper that can't rap 4 shit and gets all his fame by bein shot 9 times.

another Ja rule and Fat Joe, all wanna-be rappers like 50 cent

by willie-o July 24, 2006

50 cent

1. A price value of an object;

2. How much your mom charges to give someone a BJ;

3. The amount you have to give a hobo when he cleans your windshield without you wanting him to.

1. Your totaly amount comes to 50 cent.
Alright, here you go.

2. Well honey was it worth the 50 cent?
Hell no.

3. Come on son, it's just 50 cent. I just washed yo windshield!!
Yeah, but I didn't even want you to!

by Taco Sanchez October 16, 2006

50 cent

A snitch for the cops.He doesn't know how to rap.He can only say g-unit in his rhymes.A fake rapper who got shot 9 times by a paintball gun

50 cent:Cops It's Fiddy
We got where t

by steve smithbe January 31, 2007

cantankerous

Having sex with a prostitute, upside down while eating a marshmallow.

give john some privacy. He is cantankerous.

by bobby boxter November 25, 2013

50 Cent

1.Some one who needs to borrow 50 Cents but says 50 cent instead.

1."ey esse can i borrow 50 cent?"
" Dude, you mean 50 cents you illerate fuck"

by Giovanni Zeppelin. July 5, 2007