man cave

A man who is so obese he can be imagined to be a storage of food, or a "cave" of food.
Those man caves on the telly have a show called "man caves"
by Miller July 24, 2009
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bats out of a cave

i shouldn't have eaten that chilli, i just had to crap and it was like bats out of a cave.
by flimbit January 28, 2010
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Cleveland Cave-Dive

The act is when a male drops a steamy poo on the females anus and then begins to have butt sex with the poo being pushed and pounded into her butthole.

A Cleveland Cave-Dive originates from Cleveland, a city who for some reason enjoys pooping on eachother during intercourse.
I fucking Cleveland Cave-Dived that fuckin slut from Cleveland last night.

I was in Cleveland and witnessed some fucking sluts Cleveland Cave-Diving, that shits fucked up.
by jbend May 08, 2007
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Albino Cave Dweller

(n): another word for the penis of a caucasian man.
"Woah man! Put the Albino Cave Dweller away!"

"Yo man, the albino cave dweller needs some lovin'."

"In the pants of a ban lerks a vial creature known as the albino cave dweller."
by P.Nis isLarge June 03, 2009
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Cave Dweller

Its when you roll over your girl and fart in her vagina.
I rolled Steph over and gave her a cave dweller.. She blew it back at Kelsey!!
by Landscaperman November 08, 2019
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Cave Update Syndrome

Wanting something so much that you send hate mail just because it differs of what you expected for it to be.
When Mojang released Buzzy Bees update, fans had a severe case of Cave Update Syndrome.
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cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.
Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!
by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019
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