John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"
John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects
John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"
Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."
John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects
John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"
Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 19, 2022
A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.
"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
by crackhead77 May 21, 2019
Carl Rivera is the coolest man, he does anything you ask and he will do it within 24 hrs. Like I told him to fly me out of ukraine and he booked me a private jet to new zealand. such a cool boy
by James Ciao August 29, 2022
The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.
He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.
He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.
by FullyKitted November 23, 2021
Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.
pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
by autistic pizza boy May 08, 2019
Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.
Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.
by Dnttrdonme June 29, 2020