Canadian baconback

when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.

Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast

Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback

by Blackass_420 May 12, 2009

Canadian Wave

A canadian wave is an act where two males participate in a 69 position but standing up and holding each others ankles. Then proceed to pleasure each other with oral sex whilst gyrating there bodies in a wave like motion.

Me and dave got so wasted last night we had a canadian wave it got toooo messy but certainly was thrilling.

by McBeast.com November 21, 2009

Canadian French Fry

This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.

Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.

by Gonzoe June 30, 2011

canadian maple leaf

when u piss the shape of the canadian maple leaf on a girls back

im gonna give you a canadian maple leaf

by XxxFEARxMExxX August 11, 2008

canadian

Someone who is proud to live in the country they live in.

My name is Kanthia, and I am Canadian.

by Kanthia January 2, 2006

Canadians

People from Canada North America

My name is Mrs Parks and i'm Canadian

by David Richardson March 4, 2005

Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off

Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010