A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.
Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.
by Saucy Salmon July 5, 2020
Get the California Sidewindermug. When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.
by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018
Get the California Quesadillamug. by CARZY~KATT~LADEE July 9, 2018
Get the boobs in californiamug. by the eyeball May 15, 2017
Get the California Flumug. During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
by Hellvig September 22, 2020
Get the California Firemanmug. Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
by Reila March 13, 2022
Get the California weathermug. when an individual takes a dab of wax, holds it in, then takes 3 shots, and a bite of an edible then breathes it out.
Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”
John: “It’s gonna be wild”
Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”
John: “It’s gonna be wild”
Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”
by KnightBlade February 21, 2019
Get the California Steamermug.