Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017

juney cakes

A prison slang for ass

Imma get them juney cakes

by Tiger7272 January 10, 2018

Struggle Cakes

The poor man's version of Pancakes, made with: Buttered Toast, Syrup, and Cinnamon for a added flavour.

Marcy: "Aye, I heard that Vince ate Struggle Cakes again."
Wifey: "Damn, I never knew that he was THAT poor."
{StruggleCakes}

by _Papa_Vince_ January 15, 2018

juicy cakes

A women or mans buttocks that is plump and juicy.

Gurrrrl... She got some juicy cakes... her cakes is juicy!

by juicycakes2018 May 14, 2018

perf-cakes

A synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc. Mostly used by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool.

Person A: How is the weather outside?
Person B: It is Perf-Cakes out right now!

by David Krapinschitz May 25, 2018

Cheesy Cakes

When you take a poo or wet fart in your pants and don't wipe. Therefore you have cheesy cakes

I really need a shower, I have had cheesy cakes all day.

by WyteTempo October 1, 2018

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made

“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”

by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018