condensationy

A large amount or area of condensation

Wow, that window is really condensationy.

by Ashy z January 21, 2023

Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.

Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?

by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023

Conversuasion

A form of communication that is used to influence or persuade another person. Conversusasions can be used to sell a product, to get someone to do something, or to change someone's mind. They can also be used to build relationships, to learn new things, and to simply have a good time.

"The salesperson used conversuasion to sell me a new car."
"The politician used conversuasion to convince voters to support his campaign."
"The friend used conversuasion to convince me to go out with her."

by Yoray May 5, 2023

Condensational

Something with a concerning amount of condensation on it.

This waterbottle is condensational.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Condensational

Something with a concerning amount of condensation on it.

This water bottle condensational.

by anonymous October 4, 2023

ConverSatan

When in a prayer like (real satanists don't pray) spoken conversation with Satan.

To request something that I need in life all I have to do is talk to Satan.conversatan.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

Conservation of Energy Harnessing

The cosmic grift of making sure every single joule works for you, forever. It’s about building perfectly closed-loop systems where energy is never lost, only transformed and reused indefinitely. Think of a perpetual motion machine, but one that's actually legit because it's a perfectly sealed system in a frictionless environment (like a superconductor ring in space) or one that's constantly topped up by an ambient source like quantum fluctuations. The goal is 100% efficiency, chasing the dream of a machine that, once started, powers itself and its functions for eternity.

Example: "The Dyson Sphere isn't just collecting star juice; it's a masterclass in conservation of energy harnessing. The civilization inside recycles waste heat into light, kinetic energy back into electricity, and even thought into computational work—a perfectly balanced, closed thermodynamic book."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026