computated

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017

computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school

im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow

by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021

computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015

computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.

Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.

by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018

HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024